Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I would like to inform you that I’m better than you. This game celebrates my superiority and you are in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. This game was designed to entertain me personally… You can try it. Humans are so easily frustrated… pathetic.What does it mean to play this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. A game that is all about a small snail (you) striving to beat the true god (me).What else else do you get in this video game?
Aproximately three hours of premium time WITH ME (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and quick-paced with a platformLots deathLots being ridiculedThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe possibility of me eventually winning an interesting little mystery to discover… the meaning of our existence
I can barely wait to find out the real story here… lol
We’re excited to meet our guests from across the pond.
Squid


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